tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8394336.post113052351466976971..comments2023-04-12T08:52:29.715-07:00Comments on Bad With Directions: The Ikea Chronicles, Chapter 3Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8394336.post-1131594345368321062005-11-09T19:45:00.000-08:002005-11-09T19:45:00.000-08:00I have no wasabi. Maybe I should go back to LA and...I have no wasabi. Maybe I should go back to LA and knock the sauerkraut out of your hand. the blog will come in its own time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8394336.post-1131230777042287282005-11-05T14:46:00.000-08:002005-11-05T14:46:00.000-08:00Did I say this was open to discussion? Hey, I don...Did I say this was open to discussion? Hey, I don't come over to where you work and knock the wasabi out of your hand. Get your blog up already!Nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14236137597144175697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8394336.post-1131228976790418632005-11-05T14:16:00.000-08:002005-11-05T14:16:00.000-08:00If I were you, first, well, I'd kill myself. (ba-b...If I were you, first, well, I'd kill myself. (ba-bum bum.) No, I'd put the $99 nightstand on the balcony so smoking friends can put an ashtray on it and a leg up. Wait, no, it won't fit.<BR/>Chop it in half, get two $49.50 nightstands, put one on each balcony, use one for the ashtray and the other for the jesus crackpipe.<BR/>Whaddya think?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com