Thursday, May 12, 2005

I only link to E! Online stories in case of emergency

And I think it's fair to say that this one qualifies. The baby-naming thing is out of control. Really. It has to be stopped. Eventually kids with normal names won't stand a chance in the elementary schools of the future.

"Laird?" "Here."
"Apple?" "Here."
"Jaden Rayne?" "Here."
"Pilot Inspektor?" "Here."
"Banjo?" "Here."


(And laughter erupts in the classroom as the kids relentlessly tease this bizarrely named kid, the only one in the bunch who wasn't featured on Access Hollywood in utero.)

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