Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Today's celebrity wisdom

Some days the jokes just write themselves. (From E! online this morning.)

"Because these tabloids are making so much money, and yes, I consider Us Weekly a tabloid, they go to great lengths to corroborate their stories, whether they are true or not," Pitt said in a statement to Access Hollywood.

Unfortunately, while Brad was giving that statement, two other Access Hollywood reporters were digging through his trash and uncovering the DirecTV bills into which Angelina encoded her love letters to him. They have advanced Access Hollywood-level cryptologists working on them right now. Apparently the first one says "Ur hot want 2 m33t?"

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