The weekend in dumb haikus

Friday

it's not hard to make
cheesecake factory's salads
with stuff from whole foods

podcasting is fun
especially when you are
tres caffeinated

Saturday

party city has
lots more goyish than jewish
stuff. what can you do?

2 floor Target is
fun; it has the escala-
-tor just for your cart.

made grown-up mac and
cheese (see link); it's really good.
used parsley this time.

sort of semi-watched
what's eating gilbert grape, which
was a decent flick.

Sunday

I owe the city
of west hollywood twenty-
nine bucks; hence, they suck.

(that's because I parked
on a hill with my wheels not
turned right. whatever.)