Servicio Como Jurado
You are hereby summoned by the Superior Court of Los Angeles County for service as a trial juror at:
Stanley Mosk Courthouse
111 N. Hill Street Room 253
Los Angeles, CA 90012
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO REGISTER WITHIN 5 DAYS.
You will be "on call" and you must be available to start Jury Duty any day during the week of:
Wow. I was so bloody excited that I did the following things:
1. Called up Reena to pick her law-school educated, bar-passing brain. She provided some tips for avoiding being impaneled but confirmed my suspicions that it's basically impossible to get out of going in the first place.
2. Performed Google search for "getting out of jury duty." I came up with one pretty boring site, one fairly informative one, and a pretty damn hilarious one.
3. Started actually reading the form. Died a little inside. Imagined a three-week case involving, like, textile fraud or something.