One lone termite dropped down into the kitchen light fixture last night and started wandering around. However, it couldn't find a way out of the fixture and into the kitchen, where Stuart would have happily devoured it. I was rooting for the thing to make it out, I had Stuart at the ready on the counter, but it just kept walking around in the light and fluttering its wings in frustration.
Next time, Gadget. Next time.
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Is Stuart gonna be ok if he doesn't get to eat any termites at all? I'm thinking you should go back to eBay and look into buying some. For Suart's sake.
Based on the number of termite inspectors who have come through in the last couple weeks, I think the cheapest way to get a bunch of termites would just be to hammer a small hole in the wall.
if your apartment was a video game, stuart would be an easy monster to kill since he can't move. clearly, the termites are aware of this hole in his termite-eating armor.
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